Paranoid Parrot

Nearly finished my ba better save it on google drive, drobpox and usb stick

Nearly finished my ba better save it on google drive, drobpox and usb stick  Paranoid Parrot

Just saved a document in word better save it at least 13 more times

Just saved a document in word better save it at least 13 more times  Paranoid Parrot

Hears a gun-like noise I am going to die

Hears a gun-like noise I am going to die  Paranoid Parrot

Careful walking around house naked don't know if neighbors can see that far

Careful walking around house naked don't know if neighbors can see that far  Paranoid Parrot

Prof. stops pacing the room next to your desk He thinks I'm cheating

Prof. stops pacing the room next to your desk He thinks I'm cheating  Paranoid Parrot

car slows down and parallels walking pace RUSSIAN SPIES

car slows down and parallels walking pace RUSSIAN SPIES  Paranoid Parrot

Driving under the current speed limit slows down when passing a cop

Driving under the current speed limit slows down when passing a cop  Paranoid Parrot

Phone Interview Dress up nicely, just in case

Phone Interview Dress up nicely, just in case  Paranoid Parrot

buying condoms at grocery store hide the box under my groceries so no one can see it

buying condoms at grocery store hide the box under my groceries so no one can see it  Paranoid Parrot

"OK let me just lock the car" Beep. Beep beepbeepbeepbeepbeep

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