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Paranoid Parrot

posting mildly embarrassing story creates a throwaway

posting mildly embarrassing story creates a throwaway Paranoid Parrot
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Spill drink on lap Pour more so no one thinks you wet yourself

Spill drink on lap Pour more so no one thinks you wet yourself Paranoid Parrot
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Parents called in the middle of the night. Someone must have died.

Parents called in the middle of the night. Someone must have died. Paranoid Parrot
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swallows minuscule amount of the fluoride mouthwash Oh god what have I done

swallows minuscule amount of the fluoride mouthwash Oh god what have I done Paranoid Parrot
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Crossing a one-way street Looks both ways

Crossing a one-way street Looks both ways Paranoid Parrot
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Goes on a roller coaster looks for stop sign

Goes on a roller coaster looks for stop sign Paranoid Parrot
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Set two alarms for final tomorrow Make that two hundred

Set two alarms for final tomorrow Make that two hundred Paranoid Parrot
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Packing for a trip checks the house numerous times to make sure nothing is forgotten

Packing for a trip checks the house numerous times to make sure nothing is forgotten Paranoid Parrot
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what time is it it's a cheap watch please don't hurt me

what time is it it's a cheap watch please don't hurt me Paranoid Parrot
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walks home late at night practices 'I just got mugged' speech

walks home late at night practices 'I just got mugged' speech Paranoid Parrot
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