Paranoid Parrot

Headache. Aneurysm.

Headache. Aneurysm.   Paranoid Parrot

Elevator doors takes more than 6 seconds to open start looking for a way out

Elevator doors takes more than 6 seconds to open start looking for a way out  Paranoid Parrot

subtle stomach pain appendicitis

subtle stomach pain appendicitis  Paranoid Parrot

see's a cop drives under speed limit the rest of the way home

see's a cop drives under speed limit the rest of the way home  Paranoid Parrot

Phone's on vibrate and notifications are off? Yup... Let's check that again. Let's check that again

Phone's on vibrate and notifications are off? Yup... Let's check that again. Let's check that again  Paranoid Parrot

Computer restarts due to windows automatic update Hacked

Computer restarts due to windows automatic update Hacked  Paranoid Parrot

thinks he hears something while fapping proceeds to pause for 30 seconds for noise identification

thinks he hears something while fapping proceeds to pause for 30 seconds for noise identification  Paranoid Parrot

Facebook stalking somebody move mouse around perimeter of screen to avoid accidentally "liking" anything

Facebook stalking somebody move mouse around perimeter of screen to avoid accidentally

Small Nuclear Leak 5000 miles away Buy entire stores worth of anti-radiation pills

Small Nuclear Leak 
5000 miles away Buy entire stores worth of anti-radiation pills  Paranoid Parrot

Pain in leg and 2 bumps kinda close together brown recluse bite. goodbye, leg.

Pain in leg and 2 bumps kinda close together brown recluse bite. goodbye, leg.  Paranoid Parrot
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