Paranoid Parrot

horn honks within 200 feet of car wants to pull over and check if anything is on the roof

horn honks within 200 feet of car wants to pull over and check if anything is on the roof  Paranoid Parrot

Clicks on NSWF imgur link mutes speakers

Clicks on NSWF imgur link mutes speakers  Paranoid Parrot

Wakes up two hours early while in bed Constantly Checks alarm clock until it rings

Wakes up two hours early while in bed Constantly Checks alarm clock until it rings  Paranoid Parrot

Stomach growls in class everyone thinks I farted

Stomach growls in class everyone thinks I farted  Paranoid Parrot

SEXY GIRL ASKS : YOU WHAT YA DOIN FAP !!!

SEXY GIRL ASKS : YOU WHAT YA DOIN FAP !!!  Paranoid Parrot

Flooding in Memphis. Elvis is going to float away!

Flooding in Memphis. Elvis is going to float away!  Paranoid Parrot

Rollin' they're trying to catch me

Rollin' they're trying to catch me  Paranoid Parrot

quarter inch of wiggle room in roller coaster harness going to fly out during a loop

quarter inch of wiggle room in roller coaster harness going to fly out during a loop  Paranoid Parrot

listening to ipod loudly in the bus takes off earphones every two seconds to make sure noone else can hear it

listening to ipod loudly in the bus takes off earphones every two seconds to make sure noone else can hear it  Paranoid Parrot

Tries to read girl's shirt oh god she thinks i'm staring at her boobs

Tries to read girl's shirt oh god she thinks i'm staring at her boobs  Paranoid Parrot
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