Paranoid Parrot

HIT SNOOZE BUTTON wake up one minute later alarm clock is broken

HIT SNOOZE BUTTON wake up one minute later alarm clock is broken  Paranoid Parrot

walking behind a group of high school girls i'm a pedo

walking behind a group of high school girls i'm a pedo  Paranoid Parrot

Something falls off the table in the other room there's a ghost in my house

Something falls off the table in the other room there's a ghost in my house  Paranoid Parrot

i said <3 to my boyfriend, what if he doesn't get it Ill send 3029850923850923 more <3

i said <3 to my boyfriend, what if he doesn't get it  Ill send 3029850923850923 more <3
  Paranoid Parrot

Caught a computer virus HACKERS ARE GOING TO STEAL MY MONEY!

Caught a computer virus HACKERS ARE GOING TO STEAL MY MONEY!  Paranoid Parrot

buying condoms, peanut butter and lube cashier knows what i'm up to

buying condoms, peanut butter and lube cashier knows what i'm up to  Paranoid Parrot

acne clears up suddenly calls doctor to see if it is a symptom of skin cancer

acne clears up suddenly calls doctor to see if it is a symptom of skin cancer  Paranoid Parrot

gets in a cab stares at the locks the whole time

gets in a cab stares at the locks the whole time  Paranoid Parrot

Has half a magazine of Nerf Darts left Hides under table and fills Magazine

Has half a magazine of Nerf Darts left Hides under table and fills Magazine  Paranoid Parrot

Spots a van pulling up Shit I'm about to get kidnapped

Spots a van pulling up Shit I'm about to get kidnapped  Paranoid Parrot
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