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Paranoid Parrot

Keep metal bar by bed So I can attack the burglar

Keep metal bar by bed So I can attack the burglar Paranoid Parrot
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Just watched a scary movie and its bedtime get under the covers as fast as you can

Just watched a scary movie and its bedtime get under the covers as fast as you can Paranoid Parrot
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walks outside. Guy on the sidewalk looks at me Oh God. they know!

walks outside. Guy on the sidewalk looks at me Oh God. they know! Paranoid Parrot
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Sends email to friend talking shit about someone immediately checks sent folder to verify sent to right person

Sends email to friend talking shit about someone immediately checks sent folder to verify sent to right person Paranoid Parrot
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Tornado Warning? goodbye, world

Tornado Warning? goodbye, world Paranoid Parrot
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thinks of meme does not post for fear of accidental repost

thinks of meme does not post for fear of accidental repost Paranoid Parrot
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Fap constantly check the front of your clothes for cum stains for the next 5 hours

Fap constantly check the front of your clothes for cum stains for the next 5 hours Paranoid Parrot
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Covers The Camera On The Kinect because They're watching me play

Covers The Camera On The Kinect because They're watching me play Paranoid Parrot
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Brushes the edge of public toilet seat buys aids test

Brushes the edge of public toilet seat buys aids test Paranoid Parrot
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I shit right out in the open all the time no one is watching

I shit right out in the open all the time no one is watching Paranoid Parrot
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