Paranoid Parrot

Reddit under heavy load must be nuclear war

Reddit under heavy load must be nuclear war  Paranoid Parrot

House starts making strange creaking noises It's a sinkhole

House starts making strange creaking noises It's a sinkhole  Paranoid Parrot

took a few of the same turns as the person in front of me? they probably think i'm a ravenous stalking murderer

took a few of the same turns as the person in front of me? they probably think i'm a ravenous stalking murderer  Paranoid Parrot

Can't leave facebook open and discuss my project at the same time They'll know

Can't leave facebook open and discuss my project at the same time They'll know  Paranoid Parrot

Make eye contact with anyone while stoned THEY KNOW

Make eye contact with anyone while stoned THEY KNOW  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally click a NSFW link Sit in silence as you wait to be fired

Accidentally click a NSFW link Sit in silence as you wait to be fired  Paranoid Parrot

someone stinks up bathroom breathes through nose because doesn't want poopy air molecules in mouth

someone stinks up bathroom breathes through nose because doesn't want poopy air molecules in mouth  Paranoid Parrot

Add slutty girl on facebook Can friends see who added who?

Add slutty girl on facebook Can friends see who added who?  Paranoid Parrot

jeans bunch up at the crotch everyone thinks I have a boner

jeans bunch up at the crotch everyone thinks I have a boner  Paranoid Parrot

Posts have Less than 2 upvotes after 30 minutes *delete* *delete* *delete*

Posts have Less than 2 upvotes after 30 minutes *delete* *delete* *delete*  Paranoid Parrot
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