Paranoid Parrot

Skips class Afraid to see professor at Birch

Skips class Afraid to see professor at Birch  Paranoid Parrot

Watches masturbation gets shot

Watches masturbation gets shot  Paranoid Parrot

Is Home alone still locks the door when takes a shower

Is Home alone still locks the door when takes a shower  Paranoid Parrot

Cop drives by in opposite direction reflex-Brake and watch mirrors for a u-turn

Cop drives by in opposite direction reflex-Brake and watch mirrors for a u-turn  Paranoid Parrot

Is top ranked 1v1 Better make an alternate account to not risk loosing points

Is top ranked 1v1 Better make an alternate account to not risk loosing points  Paranoid Parrot

Gets a text right after smoking Oh fuck the police are texting me

Gets a text right after smoking Oh fuck the police are texting me  Paranoid Parrot

Listens to coldplay's paradise hears... parrot, parrot, parrot dies.

Listens to coldplay's paradise hears... parrot, parrot, parrot dies.  Paranoid Parrot

Can't find the car in the parking lot "Oh god, someone stole it"

Can't find the car in the parking lot

send someone a facebook message talking about your crush go back and check twelve times to make sure you didn't send it to your crush by accident

send someone a facebook message talking about your crush go back and check twelve times to make sure you didn't send it to your crush by accident  Paranoid Parrot

Drive past cop car watching traffic Sit up straight to avoid a ticket for bad posture

Drive past cop car watching traffic Sit up straight to avoid a ticket for bad posture  Paranoid Parrot
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