Paranoid Parrot

doesn't respond to txt right away mid-conversation she's going back to her old boyfriend

doesn't respond to txt right away mid-conversation she's going back to her old boyfriend  Paranoid Parrot

Go to pee and notice the shower curtains closed better check first

Go to pee and notice the shower curtains closed better check first  Paranoid Parrot

take a crap in college dorm bathroom everyone knows it was me

take a crap in college dorm bathroom everyone knows it was me  Paranoid Parrot

Nightfall approaches Run the fuck to the nearest town.

Nightfall approaches Run the fuck to the nearest town.  Paranoid Parrot

mild headache brain tumor

mild headache brain tumor   Paranoid Parrot

pretty sure i clicked on this image earlier... better click it again to make sure

pretty sure i clicked on this image earlier... better click it again to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

lives alone Sleeps with phone under pillow so that no one will see messages

lives alone Sleeps with phone under pillow so that no one will see messages  Paranoid Parrot

look up symptoms on google CANCER

look up symptoms on google CANCER  Paranoid Parrot

THINKS WIFE IS MAD AT ME WIFE ASKS IF I'M MAD AT HER

THINKS WIFE IS MAD AT ME WIFE ASKS IF I'M MAD AT HER  Paranoid Parrot

Gets scratched by cat CAT SCRATCH FEVER!

Gets scratched by cat CAT SCRATCH FEVER!  Paranoid Parrot
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