Paranoid Parrot

wake up with less clothes on I've been raped

wake up with less clothes on I've been raped  Paranoid Parrot

BLACK GARBAGE BACK ON SIDE OF HIGHWAY ITS A DEAD BODY

BLACK GARBAGE BACK ON SIDE OF HIGHWAY ITS A DEAD BODY  Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't know answer to test question better leave it blank, teacher will think i'm an idiot if it's wrong

Doesn't know answer to test question better leave it blank, teacher will think i'm an idiot if it's wrong  Paranoid Parrot

sees a person wearing sunglasses and an ear-clip phone attachment "Oh god, they found me"

sees a person wearing sunglasses and an ear-clip phone attachment

STRANGER GLANCES AT YOU FUCK HE'S GONNA MURDER ME

STRANGER GLANCES AT YOU FUCK HE'S GONNA MURDER ME  Paranoid Parrot

farted in the elevator begged for forgiveness when a group of people got on

farted in the elevator begged for forgiveness when a group of people got on   Paranoid Parrot

hears news about North Korea Builds a bomb shelter

hears news about North Korea Builds a bomb shelter  Paranoid Parrot

In the house alone and hears a noise looks around and finds anything that can be used as a weapon

In the house alone and hears a noise looks around and finds anything that can be used as a weapon  Paranoid Parrot

Vivo en saltillo No salgo de casa ni al supermercado

Vivo en saltillo No salgo de casa ni al supermercado  Paranoid Parrot

Writes random detective's phone number on hand. Just in case I die today...

Writes random detective's phone number on hand. Just in case I die today...  Paranoid Parrot
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