Paranoid Parrot

plays poker and has the nuts folds

plays poker and has the nuts folds  Paranoid Parrot

liked sexy video on youtube check facebook to make sure I didn't accidentally share it

liked sexy video on youtube check facebook to make sure I didn't accidentally share it  Paranoid Parrot

browsing netflix on wii tightens wrist strap

browsing netflix on wii tightens wrist strap  Paranoid Parrot

sets status on steam to offline before masturbating they'll know

sets status on steam to offline before masturbating they'll know  Paranoid Parrot

makes controversial comment on reddit everyone who hates it will downvote other stuff out of spite

makes controversial comment on reddit everyone who hates it will downvote other stuff out of spite  Paranoid Parrot

Got "C" three times in a row on a mc I got one wrong

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After school formation Base restriction and curfew all weekend

After school formation  Base restriction and curfew all weekend  Paranoid Parrot

close lock spend every second away from it trying to remember combination

close lock spend every second away from it trying to remember combination    Paranoid Parrot

Job interview postponed one day because of winter storm "OMG IT'S OVER"

Job interview postponed one day because of winter storm

Spelled long word right on the first try type random letters to check spellcheck

Spelled long word right on the first try type random letters to check spellcheck  Paranoid Parrot
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