Paranoid Parrot

Takes picture while holding an object Cleans finger nails

Takes picture while holding an object Cleans finger nails  Paranoid Parrot

crossing one way street better check both ways

crossing one way street better check both ways  Paranoid Parrot

Hear walkie talkie the police are coming for me!

Hear walkie talkie  the police are coming for me!  Paranoid Parrot

getting old and need someone to rely on? don't chase boys on your facebook wall

getting old and need someone to rely on? don't chase boys on your facebook wall  Paranoid Parrot

Boyfriend gives you stuffed animal. There's a secret camera hidden in it!

Boyfriend gives you stuffed animal. There's a secret camera hidden in it!  Paranoid Parrot

runny nose, slight fever ebola

runny nose, slight fever ebola  Paranoid Parrot

Internet down? They found me!

Internet down? They found me!  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend's lost hair tangled around my genitalia she's a witch!

girlfriend's lost hair tangled around my genitalia she's a witch!  Paranoid Parrot

I REALLY WANT TO POST A CONFESSION BUT IT MIGHT GET TRACED BACK TO ME AND EVERYONE I KNOW WILL FIND OUT

I REALLY WANT TO POST A CONFESSION BUT IT MIGHT GET TRACED BACK TO ME AND EVERYONE I KNOW WILL FIND OUT  Paranoid Parrot

I hear an airplane It's going to crash into my house

I hear an airplane It's going to crash into my house  Paranoid Parrot
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