Paranoid Parrot

Get car back from car wash make sure nothing's missing

Get car back from car wash make sure nothing's missing  Paranoid Parrot

craps in a crowded place and walks out casually they know

craps in a crowded place and walks out casually they know  Paranoid Parrot

Reach for towel after showering Shake towel for spiders

Reach for towel after showering 
 Shake towel for spiders  Paranoid Parrot

Turn off the lights in the basement run the FUCK UPSTAIRS!

Turn off the lights in the basement run the FUCK UPSTAIRS!  Paranoid Parrot

Parents want to use your computer Clear history five times to be safe

Parents want to use your computer Clear history five times to be safe  Paranoid Parrot

what it only works 99.9 percent of the time who'd take the risk?

what it only works 99.9 percent of the time who'd take the risk?  Paranoid Parrot

gust blows door open slightly murderer

gust blows door open slightly murderer  Paranoid Parrot

Proposes to a girl who says yes constantly Wonders if she likes him

Proposes to a girl who says yes constantly Wonders if she likes him  Paranoid Parrot

Gives someone email address for important attachment constantly refreshes inbox to make sure they didn't give wrong email address

Gives someone email address for important attachment constantly refreshes inbox to make sure they didn't give wrong email address  Paranoid Parrot

The front door's locked? Better try to open it ten times just to be sure

The front door's locked? Better try to open it ten times just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot
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