Paranoid Parrot

Friend likes interesting facebook page better like it tomorrow so she wouldnt know it is because of her

Friend likes interesting facebook page better like it tomorrow so she wouldnt know it is because of her  Paranoid Parrot

take more than recommended dose "I'm breaking the law!!!"

take more than recommended dose

Accidentally hit unlock button on car remote a few hundred yards away from car Hit Lock five times

Accidentally hit unlock button on car remote a few hundred yards away from car Hit Lock five times  Paranoid Parrot

Pre-pays for $20 of gas holds pump handle entire time to make sure it doesn't go over $20

Pre-pays for $20 of gas holds pump handle entire time to make sure it doesn't go over $20  Paranoid Parrot

nosebleed oh god i'm going to bleed out

nosebleed oh god i'm going to bleed out  Paranoid Parrot

WATCH TRUMAN SHOW WORLD WATCHES ME FAP

WATCH TRUMAN SHOW WORLD WATCHES ME FAP  Paranoid Parrot

drove in the night and saw a flash speeding ticket

drove in the night and saw a flash speeding ticket  Paranoid Parrot

Thinks of a funny joke They'll probably find out I'm a former 9gagger

Thinks of a funny joke They'll probably find out I'm a former 9gagger  Paranoid Parrot

watches fight club high questions reality for a week.

watches fight club high questions reality for a week.  Paranoid Parrot

get's positive karma doesn't post anything to make sure it stays that way

get's positive karma doesn't post anything to make sure it stays that way  Paranoid Parrot
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