Paranoid Parrot

parents start knocking my door before they enter my room they suspect that i'm fapping

parents start knocking my door before they enter my room they suspect that i'm fapping  Paranoid Parrot

Can't talk about Eric Snowden government is listening

Can't talk about Eric Snowden government is listening  Paranoid Parrot

adds attachment to email opens it again just in case

adds attachment to email opens it again 
just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Lives alone Has a lock on closet

Lives alone Has a lock on closet   Paranoid Parrot

a few seats free on the bus sits next to black guy so nobody thinks i'm racist

a few seats free on the bus sits next to black guy so nobody thinks i'm racist  Paranoid Parrot

Papers toilet seat In your own house

Papers toilet seat In your own house  Paranoid Parrot

Pre-round smalltalk with judge goes poorly Oh god he's going to tank us

Pre-round smalltalk with judge goes poorly Oh god he's going to tank us  Paranoid Parrot

DONWVOTES REPOST ON R/ATHEISM "they will think that i'm a christian!" upvotes it anyway

DONWVOTES REPOST ON R/ATHEISM

Mr. harms enters classroom pulse races

Mr. harms enters classroom pulse races  Paranoid Parrot

No poo on the toilet paper Wipes an extra 5 times to make sure

No poo on the toilet paper Wipes an extra 5 times to make sure  Paranoid Parrot
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