Paranoid Parrot

doesn't see a urinal double checks for the men's room sign

doesn't see a urinal double checks for the men's room sign  Paranoid Parrot

Not Sure if BRB Or Ignoring me

Not Sure if BRB Or Ignoring me  Paranoid Parrot

accidentally pressed unlock button for car miles away Press locks button five times just in case

accidentally pressed unlock button for car miles away Press locks button five times just in case  Paranoid Parrot

goes pee at a urinal with no side walls everyone's looking at my dick

goes pee at a urinal with no side walls everyone's looking at my dick  Paranoid Parrot

Can't distinguish Jabba from Kebab but sues LEGO

Can't distinguish Jabba from Kebab but sues LEGO  Paranoid Parrot

checks in toilet bowl before sitting to make sure there are no hiding snakes

checks in toilet bowl before sitting to make sure there are no hiding snakes  Paranoid Parrot

Crossing a one-way street Looks both ways

Crossing a one-way street Looks both ways  Paranoid Parrot

who loves periwinkle Tinkerbell

who loves periwinkle  Tinkerbell   Paranoid Parrot

The powers out? must be a terrorist attack

The powers out? must be a terrorist attack  Paranoid Parrot

Boyfriend says I'm his best friend he is friendzoning me

Boyfriend says I'm his best friend he is friendzoning me  Paranoid Parrot
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