Paranoid Parrot

canker sore? nope. probably cancer.

canker sore? nope. probably cancer.  Paranoid Parrot

Tripped while walking near police officer I'm going to jail for drunk and disorderly

Tripped while walking near police officer I'm going to jail for drunk and disorderly   Paranoid Parrot

Makes original content spends the next 3 hours checking to see if its original

Makes original content spends the next 3 hours checking to see if its original  Paranoid Parrot

friend does a prank call don't tell the police i was involved!!!

friend does a prank call don't tell the police i was involved!!!  Paranoid Parrot

Realizes not are hits are detecting in online FPS Worries how K/D ratio has been effected

Realizes not are hits are detecting in online FPS Worries how K/D ratio has been effected  Paranoid Parrot

Hears a car door shut late at night I'm about to be robbed

Hears a car door shut late at night I'm about to be robbed  Paranoid Parrot

Turns Brights off purposely in view of passing cars. So they know for sure I turned them off and am not an asshole.

Turns Brights off purposely in view of passing cars. So they know for sure I turned them off and am not an asshole.  Paranoid Parrot

Internet goes out IP backtraced, fbi agents en route

Internet goes out IP backtraced, fbi agents en route  Paranoid Parrot

First day at new job Stand on chair to Try to determine if smoke detectors have hidden cameras

First day at new job Stand on chair to Try to determine if smoke detectors have hidden cameras  Paranoid Parrot

TAKES MASSIVE SHIT AT FRIENDS PLACE CAN ONLY FLUSH ONCE OR THEY'LL KNOW

TAKES MASSIVE SHIT AT FRIENDS PLACE CAN ONLY FLUSH ONCE OR THEY'LL KNOW   Paranoid Parrot
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