Paranoid Parrot

Strong gust of wind blows past abruptly "Satan comes for me"

Strong gust of wind blows past abruptly

Shoe made fart sound in class They think it was real

Shoe made fart sound in class They think it was real  Paranoid Parrot

yells to mom and gets no response oh god she's dead

yells to mom and gets no response oh god she's dead  Paranoid Parrot

about to pass someone think of every escape route in case of surprise mugging

about to pass someone think of every escape route in case of surprise mugging  Paranoid Parrot

Has trained self to enter pin number while thinking different number Just in case mind reading thieves exist

Has trained self to enter pin number while thinking different number Just in case mind reading thieves exist  Paranoid Parrot

Are you sure you want to permanently erase the items in the Trash? Ye… No you're right. I probably put some important files there by accident

Are you sure you want to permanently erase the items in the Trash? Ye… No you're right. I probably put some important files there by accident  Paranoid Parrot

Browses in incognito still clears history

Browses in incognito still clears history  Paranoid Parrot

Called to the boss's office I'm getting fired

Called to the boss's office I'm getting fired  Paranoid Parrot

Starts to drizzle cant skate

Starts to drizzle cant skate  Paranoid Parrot

Boston Marathon bombings? Must be north korea

Boston Marathon bombings? Must be north korea  Paranoid Parrot
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