Paranoid Parrot

Switch TV to game mode Better turn off the cable box so they don't think I'm watching what is on that channel

Switch TV to game mode Better turn off the cable box so they don't think I'm watching what is on that channel  Paranoid Parrot

Don't lift finger off Snapchat photo Might miss important detail

Don't lift finger off Snapchat photo Might miss important detail   Paranoid Parrot

Losing hair because I wear hats too often Better wear a hat to cover it

Losing hair because I wear hats too often Better wear a hat to cover it  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally clicks NSFW link at work guess I better start cleaning out my desk now.

Accidentally clicks NSFW link at work guess I better start cleaning out my desk now.  Paranoid Parrot

i listen to alex jones

i listen to alex jones  Paranoid Parrot

take shower constantly check outside for serial killer or scp-173

take shower constantly check outside for serial killer or scp-173  Paranoid Parrot

Ingrown hair on penis Google images every STD known to man

Ingrown hair on penis Google images every STD known to man  Paranoid Parrot

Sent an email to my boss and he hasn't responded yet I'm FIRED

Sent an email to my boss and he hasn't responded yet I'm FIRED  Paranoid Parrot

Gets in car checks for murders in backseat

Gets in car checks for murders in backseat  Paranoid Parrot

carries a decoy wallet was never mugged

carries a decoy wallet was never mugged  Paranoid Parrot
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