Paranoid Parrot

Submit a funny advice animal doesnt get upvoted...maybe everyone died

Submit a funny advice animal doesnt get upvoted...maybe everyone died  Paranoid Parrot

"if you can hear me thinking, cough." someone sneezes

Browses r/WTF Deletes history afterwards

Browses r/WTF Deletes history afterwards  Paranoid Parrot

washes up very quickly in the shower don't want people to think i was fapping.

washes up very quickly in the shower don't want people to think i was fapping.  Paranoid Parrot

Have headphones on Keep taking them off to make sure it's not loud enough for people to hear noise because it's to damn loud

Have headphones on Keep taking them off to make sure it's not loud enough for people to hear noise because it's to damn loud  Paranoid Parrot

sees pubes on the toilet seat i have cancer

sees pubes on the toilet seat i have cancer  Paranoid Parrot

Just got a professional car wash Don't roll the windows down don't roll the windows down don't roll the windows down

Just got a professional car wash Don't roll the windows down don't roll the windows down don't roll the windows down  Paranoid Parrot

park and lock car walk a few meters, return to check if i locked car

park and lock car walk a few meters, return to check if i locked car  Paranoid Parrot

needs to pee at night brings fire poker

needs to pee at night brings fire poker  Paranoid Parrot

still a virgin took a pregnancy test

still a virgin took a pregnancy test  Paranoid Parrot
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