Paranoid Parrot

turn off the lights in basement run the fuck upstairs

turn off the lights in basement run the fuck upstairs  Paranoid Parrot

Posting a photo that a friend took and put on my facebook wall. Better delete my whole comment history so if any of my friends recognise it they won't find anything incriminating.

Posting a photo that a friend took and put on my facebook wall. Better delete my whole comment history so if any of my friends recognise it they won't find anything incriminating.  Paranoid Parrot

Looks at ticker, realizes the person your Facebook stalking is logged on Facebook Immediately panics and closes browser

Looks at ticker, realizes the person your Facebook stalking is logged on Facebook Immediately panics and closes browser  Paranoid Parrot

Crossing a one-way street Looks both ways Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here

Crossing a one-way street Looks both ways Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here  Paranoid Parrot

toddler builds great first lego tower reads all night about autism signs

toddler builds great first lego tower reads all night about autism signs  Paranoid Parrot

Watch all parrots become paranoid

Watch all parrots become paranoid  Paranoid Parrot

Cold lasts more than 3 days I have HIV

Cold lasts more than 3 days I have HIV  Paranoid Parrot

driving through an empty neighborhood better lock the doors

driving through an empty neighborhood better lock the doors  Paranoid Parrot

Hears scream down the street Someone is dying and i'm next

Hears scream down the street Someone is dying and i'm next  Paranoid Parrot

Crossing a one-way street Closes his Eyes

Crossing a one-way street Closes his Eyes  Paranoid Parrot
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