Paranoid Parrot

Friend makes joke you don't get Laughs so they won't disown you

Friend makes joke you don't get Laughs so they won't disown you  Paranoid Parrot

Get 1 question wrong on a test Never getting into college

Get 1 question wrong on a test Never getting into college  Paranoid Parrot

Selling a friend $20 worth of weed Has to take an hour long drive to "lose the cops"

Selling a friend $20 worth of weed Has to take an hour long drive to

goes to bathroom after 8 hour wait goes back, just to be sure

goes to bathroom after 8 hour wait goes back, just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

THE RIO BIRD Looks stupider than it looked on the cartoon By:Cynthia

THE RIO BIRD Looks stupider than it looked on the cartoon  By:Cynthia  Paranoid Parrot

Is going to masturbate knows no one is in the room. Checks everywhere anyways.

Is going to masturbate knows no one  is in the room. Checks everywhere anyways.  Paranoid Parrot

bites down on ice cube... check for chipped tooth

bites down on ice cube... check for chipped tooth  Paranoid Parrot

See a bright flash out of the corner of my eye Nuclear explosion -world war 3

See a bright flash out of the corner of my eye Nuclear explosion -world war 3  Paranoid Parrot

goes to public toilet checks to see if anyone else is in there

goes to public toilet  checks to see if anyone else is in there  Paranoid Parrot

looking at Paranoid Parrot posts... wow i am really Paranoid

looking at Paranoid Parrot posts... wow i am really Paranoid  Paranoid Parrot
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