Paranoid Parrot

In perfect health, with no family history of disease. Has chemotherapy, just in case.

In perfect health, with no family history of disease. Has chemotherapy, just in case.  Paranoid Parrot

Finds out Friend Got arrested Flushes all drugs

Finds out Friend Got arrested Flushes all drugs  Paranoid Parrot

Make advice animal hurry up and post to reddit before anyone steals it

Make advice animal hurry up and post to reddit before anyone steals it  Paranoid Parrot

Speaker distortion from phone in the middle of night They've locked on to my location

Speaker distortion from phone in the middle of night They've locked on to my location  Paranoid Parrot

"Save changes to 'Untitled'?" Changes?

Different hairstyle on drivers licence cashier will still think it's a fake

Different hairstyle on drivers licence cashier will still think it's a fake  Paranoid Parrot

using mac book stealthily at work is sure the apple logo on the back displays webpage you are currently viewing

using mac book stealthily at work is sure the apple logo on the back displays webpage you are currently viewing  Paranoid Parrot

New equation? c, c, ce, ce, ce, ce

New equation? c, c, ce, ce, ce, ce  Paranoid Parrot

See a twenty dollar bill on the ground IT'S A TRAP!

See a twenty dollar bill on the ground IT'S A TRAP!  Paranoid Parrot

Makes phone call Rechecks while it's ringing to make sure dialed the right person

Makes phone call Rechecks while it's ringing to make sure dialed the right person
  Paranoid Parrot
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