Paranoid Parrot

turbulence while on a plane I've lived a good life

turbulence while on a plane I've lived a good life  Paranoid Parrot

"OH SHIT A SKUNK" it was just a newspaper

Presses cntrl+c Presses 10 more times

Presses cntrl+c Presses 10 more times  Paranoid Parrot

a little sweaty.... I must stink badly!

a little sweaty.... I must stink badly!   Paranoid Parrot

have to pee during a thunderstorm lightning is going to strike my house and i'm going to be electrocuted through my pee stream

have to pee during a thunderstorm lightning is going to strike my house and i'm going to be electrocuted through my pee stream  Paranoid Parrot

Push doors open maximally when home alone In case someone is hiding behind it

Push doors open maximally when home alone In case someone is hiding behind it  Paranoid Parrot

Get toothpaste on jeans people will think it's cum

Get toothpaste on jeans people will think it's cum  Paranoid Parrot

Small thump from a book downstairs Serial Killer

Small thump from a book downstairs Serial Killer  Paranoid Parrot

Teammate walking towards me Must be a spy

Teammate walking towards me Must be a spy  Paranoid Parrot

sees cop act natural, act natu... oh shit he is on to me

sees cop act natural, act natu... oh shit he is on to me  Paranoid Parrot
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