Paranoid Parrot

"Attention teachers, if you could, hold all students in their classroom until further notice." There's some goth kids with guns outside

wondering how much time is left for exam can't look at clock cause they'll think i'm looking at someone else's exam

wondering how much time is left for exam can't look at clock cause they'll think i'm looking at someone else's exam  Paranoid Parrot

Christmas elves in october? Pahl is watching

Christmas elves in october? Pahl is watching  Paranoid Parrot

Crossing crosswalk completely legally Still looks behind to watch out for drunken people turning

Crossing crosswalk completely legally Still looks behind to watch out for drunken people turning  Paranoid Parrot

Bathroom door says "Men"... But No Urinals Better Check Again

Bathroom door says

use incognito browsing delete history afterwards

use incognito browsing delete history afterwards  Paranoid Parrot

The internet is influencing other media Prepare for the apocalypse

The internet is influencing other media Prepare for the apocalypse  Paranoid Parrot

its snowing better blame haarp

its snowing better blame haarp  Paranoid Parrot

DID YOU SAY... JUSTIN BIEBER!?!?!?!?!?

DID YOU SAY... JUSTIN BIEBER!?!?!?!?!?  Paranoid Parrot

didn't have b-fast this morning, late for work, got fired, got rear-ended,comes home,wife says,''honey,i'm pregnant,'' AWW FUCK!

didn't have b-fast this morning, late for work, got fired, got rear-ended,comes home,wife says,''honey,i'm pregnant,'' AWW FUCK!  Paranoid Parrot
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