Paranoid Parrot

Left with friend of a friend They're going to kill me

Left with friend of a friend They're going to kill me  Paranoid Parrot

Play Bloons Tower Defense 5 Constantly looks over shoulder

Play Bloons Tower Defense 5 Constantly looks over shoulder  Paranoid Parrot

Guy walking towards me with his hand in his jacket pocket he probably has a gun, need to cross the street immediately

Guy walking towards me with his hand in his jacket pocket he probably has a gun, need to cross the street immediately  Paranoid Parrot

teacher smiled at me in class he wants to rape me

teacher smiled at me in class he wants to rape me  Paranoid Parrot

Stomach slightly upset during business meeting Map out escape route in case of puke explosion

Stomach slightly upset during business meeting Map out escape route in case of puke explosion  Paranoid Parrot

Leaving house Better clear internet history in case I die

Leaving house Better clear internet history in case I die  Paranoid Parrot

Goes running at night. STRANGER DANGER!

Goes running at night. STRANGER DANGER!  Paranoid Parrot

Watches news about the Boston Bombing. watches out for trash cans.

Watches news about the Boston Bombing. watches out for trash cans.  Paranoid Parrot

fgheg whtt

fgheg whtt  Paranoid Parrot

Afraid of being burgaled lives in low-income apartment complex

Afraid of being burgaled lives in low-income apartment complex  Paranoid Parrot
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