Paranoid Parrot

Imagine a girl while jacking off in the morning, she smiles at you later that day SHE KNOWS

Imagine a girl while jacking off in the morning, she smiles at you later that day SHE KNOWS  Paranoid Parrot

wake up in the morning birds not chirping.. HALOCAUST!!!!!

wake up in the morning birds not chirping.. HALOCAUST!!!!!  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend walks up to you and says i need to talk to you in private You know its all over

Girlfriend walks up to you and says i need to talk to you in private You know its all over  Paranoid Parrot

Can't poop anywhere but my house They'll know

Can't poop anywhere but my house They'll know  Paranoid Parrot

friend request from crush before accepting, check every single thing on "timeline" and "about" to make sure she doesn't get the wrong impression

friend request from crush before accepting, check every single thing on

someone replies to your comment they must be trying to argue

someone replies to your comment they must be trying to argue  Paranoid Parrot

Gets dropped off in front of lovett hall Takes the long way around the Sallyport

Gets dropped off in front of lovett hall Takes the long way around the Sallyport  Paranoid Parrot

sees friends making game of thrones family crests their cover photo use dawsons creek to avoid public controversy over house choice

sees friends making game of thrones family crests their cover photo use dawsons creek to avoid public controversy over house choice  Paranoid Parrot

Wears tampon 8:05 hours Oh god I`m gonna die

Wears tampon 8:05 hours Oh god I`m gonna die  Paranoid Parrot

Friend goes offline as soon as I go online She hates me

Friend goes offline as soon as I go online She hates me  Paranoid Parrot
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