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Narrate what I'm doing at a friends house while they're out of the room so they don't think I'm stealing stuff

Narrate what I'm doing at a friends house while they're out of the room so they don't think I'm stealing stuff Paranoid Parrot
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nagging feeling of being tracked NSA

nagging feeling of being tracked NSA Paranoid Parrot
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Food tastes good? Must be unhealthy

Food tastes good? Must be unhealthy Paranoid Parrot
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u mad mexico

u mad mexico Paranoid Parrot
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Vending machine is broken into People are going to think it was me

Vending machine is broken into People are going to think it was me Paranoid Parrot
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Hears 'maybe i'm amazed' three times on radio in same day "Oh my god, Paul McCartney must have died."

Hears 'maybe i'm amazed' three times on radio in same day
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Puts water bottle in bag with laptop triple check its closed

Puts water bottle in bag with laptop triple check its closed Paranoid Parrot
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Federal holiday, bank didn't process paycheck they must have fired me

Federal holiday, bank didn't process paycheck they must have fired me Paranoid Parrot
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Has poker on the flop Folds

Has poker on the flop Folds Paranoid Parrot
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Holds in piss for 2 seconds I just poisoned myself!

Holds in piss for 2 seconds I just poisoned myself! Paranoid Parrot
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