Paranoid Parrot

Reads paranoid parrot memes "oh my god, they really are tracking everything that I do."

Reads paranoid parrot memes

No one in the office today I am fired

No one in the office today I am fired  Paranoid Parrot

Gets butthurt for spilling water "He will never know."

Gets butthurt for spilling water

Somone calls shotgun omg WHERE?!?

Somone calls shotgun omg WHERE?!?  Paranoid Parrot

Sends friend email bitching about boss checks sent folder multiple times to make sure boss didn't get email

Sends friend email bitching about boss checks sent folder multiple times to make sure boss didn't get email  Paranoid Parrot

Has funny original content Afraid of becoming a meme

Has funny original content Afraid of becoming a meme  Paranoid Parrot

See thread about girl who doesn't wipe enough goes and wipes just to be safe

See thread about girl who doesn't wipe enough  goes and wipes just to be safe  Paranoid Parrot

Gets in car checks back seat for murderer

Gets in car checks back seat for murderer  Paranoid Parrot

Hears noise in house Clears history before investigating

Hears noise in house Clears history before investigating  Paranoid Parrot

has a fancy laptop with fancy webcam sticks blu-tack over it to make sure no one is watching her

has a fancy laptop with fancy webcam sticks blu-tack over it to make sure no one is watching her  Paranoid Parrot
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