Paranoid Parrot

Presses Ctrl+S Still goes to the home button to press save

Presses Ctrl+S Still goes to the home button to press save  Paranoid Parrot

Writing a long e-mail copy into clipboard before pressing 'send'

Writing a long 
e-mail copy into clipboard
before pressing 'send'  Paranoid Parrot

THATS NOT WHAT UR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT

THATS NOT WHAT UR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT  Paranoid Parrot

copied a floppy back in the 90s still checks floppy drive on win98 box to make sure mc digital protector doesnt take over computer

copied a floppy back in the 90s still checks floppy drive on win98 box to make sure mc digital protector doesnt take over computer  Paranoid Parrot

needed a grocery basket afterall leaves stuff here so they don't think I'm shoplifting

needed a grocery basket afterall leaves stuff here so they don't think I'm shoplifting  Paranoid Parrot

takes a shower keeps eyes open when shampooing hair despite the pain

takes a shower keeps eyes open when shampooing hair despite the pain  Paranoid Parrot

Suddenly panic that I'm in the women's restroom While using a urinal

Suddenly panic that I'm in the women's restroom While using a urinal  Paranoid Parrot

only 2 urinals of either side of me BETTER go to a cubical

only 2 urinals of either side of me BETTER go to a cubical  Paranoid Parrot

Reddit under heavy load? I am missing the second Obama AMA

Reddit under heavy load? I am missing the second Obama AMA  Paranoid Parrot

Printer IP routes to president's printer recheck EVERYTHING you've ever printed in your life

Printer IP routes to president's printer 
 recheck EVERYTHING you've ever printed in your life 
  Paranoid Parrot
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