Paranoid Parrot

Has condom on Pull out method anyway

Has condom on Pull out method anyway  Paranoid Parrot

See garbage bag on the side of the road DEAD BODIES

See garbage bag on the side of the road DEAD BODIES  Paranoid Parrot

about to jump into pool spends two minutes checking pockets for phone

about to jump into pool spends two minutes checking pockets for phone  Paranoid Parrot

I´m the only passenger left on the bus driver is gonna rape me

I´m the only passenger left on the bus driver is gonna rape me  Paranoid Parrot

Lost track of a bug its definitely on me

Lost track of a bug its definitely on me  Paranoid Parrot

7/3 - 4/3 Better plug it into the calculator to make sure

7/3 - 4/3 Better plug it into the calculator to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

Won't post to reddit, Afraid he'll break a rule

Won't post to reddit, Afraid he'll break a rule  Paranoid Parrot

95% of people on the dance floor are jumping up and down If I jump up and down they'll all stop and stare

95% of people on the dance floor are jumping up and down If I jump up and down they'll all stop and stare  Paranoid Parrot

pulls rip cord on lawn mower braces for explosion

pulls rip cord on lawn mower braces for explosion  Paranoid Parrot

Turns on calculator clear clear clear clear clear clear clear

Turns on calculator clear clear clear clear clear clear clear  Paranoid Parrot
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