Paranoid Parrot

Holding my Baby sister and she stops crying "Oh god, I've killed her!"

Holding my Baby sister and she stops crying

uses the bathroom checks the shower curtain to make sure nobody is inside

uses the bathroom checks the shower curtain to make sure nobody is inside  Paranoid Parrot

LIVES ALONE DELETES HISTORY

LIVES ALONE DELETES HISTORY  Paranoid Parrot

Exhausted in middle of classroom pretends to yawn to make sure nobody thinks your high

Exhausted  in middle of classroom pretends to yawn to make sure nobody thinks your high  Paranoid Parrot

Have you ever felt Like you're being watched?

Have you ever felt Like you're being watched?  Paranoid Parrot

Wake up tired and set alarm to a later time stay awake watching clock to make sure alarm goes off

Wake up tired and set alarm to a later time stay awake watching clock to make sure alarm goes off  Paranoid Parrot

Gets a pat on the back Checks for a "kick me" sign

Gets a pat on the back Checks for a

huge fan of tv crime dramas puts duct tape over webcam

huge fan of tv crime dramas puts duct tape over webcam  Paranoid Parrot

Person next to me was doing nothing They must have been copying me

Person next to me was doing nothing They must have been copying me  Paranoid Parrot

phone goes off while pumping gas take cover, the car is about to explode!

phone goes off while pumping gas take cover, the car is about to explode!  Paranoid Parrot
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