Paranoid Parrot

sees woman who is obviously pregnant silence

sees woman who is obviously pregnant silence  Paranoid Parrot

go to shower when no one is home locks door anyways

go to shower when no one is home locks door anyways  Paranoid Parrot

Checks norton and mcafee 15 times each after closing down my internet browser

Checks norton and mcafee 15 times each after closing down my internet browser  Paranoid Parrot

Sets alarm clock Checks five more times to make sure it's on.

Sets alarm clock Checks five more times to make sure it's on.  Paranoid Parrot

i like lolicon better turn myself in before i molest something

i like lolicon better turn myself in before i molest something  Paranoid Parrot

Believes in God Just in case

Believes in God Just in case  Paranoid Parrot

On second thought Some one might hack me and find out who i am

On second thought Some one might hack me and find out who i am  Paranoid Parrot

Wipes wet hands on piss-dribbled khaki shorts to be sly everyone knows

Wipes wet hands on piss-dribbled khaki shorts to be sly everyone knows   Paranoid Parrot

Leaving a message anonymously. They will know its me.

Leaving a message anonymously. They will know its me.   Paranoid Parrot

Gino doesn't answer my text he hates me

Gino doesn't answer my text  he hates me  Paranoid Parrot
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