Paranoid Parrot

Don't look at me like that! i'm not that adorable!

Don't look at me like that! i'm not that adorable!  Paranoid Parrot

goes to sleep keeps the lights on

goes to sleep keeps the lights on  Paranoid Parrot

turn off the lights in the basement RUN THE FUCK UPSTAIRS

turn off the lights in the basement RUN THE FUCK UPSTAIRS  Paranoid Parrot

Emptying Recycle bin? better check what's inside first

Emptying Recycle bin? better check what's inside first  Paranoid Parrot

my socks are missing illuminati

my socks are missing illuminati  Paranoid Parrot

Hears noises in my room at night Spooky Boogey!

Hears noises in my room at night Spooky Boogey!  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally pump into someone They're going to murder you whilst you sleep

Accidentally pump into someone They're going to murder you whilst you sleep  Paranoid Parrot

See Friend in Dream Stealing my Secrets!

See Friend in Dream Stealing my Secrets!  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend mentions ex's name she's not over him

Girlfriend mentions ex's name she's not over him  Paranoid Parrot

CLick on nsfw link at work cleans out desk

CLick on nsfw link at work cleans out desk  Paranoid Parrot
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