Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally downvote a comment/post while trying to upvote another Quickly upvote it, they'll think I hate them

Accidentally downvote a comment/post while trying to upvote another Quickly upvote it, they'll think I hate them  Paranoid Parrot

falls asleep on subway wakes up at every stop to make sure he doesn't miss his

falls asleep on subway wakes up at every stop to make sure he doesn't miss his  Paranoid Parrot

Headlights appear in rearview mirror I'm getting pulled over

Headlights appear in rearview mirror I'm getting pulled over  Paranoid Parrot

hear two songs by the same artist on different stations their dead

hear two songs by the same artist on different stations their  dead  Paranoid Parrot

all facebook friends offline maybe they're all dead

all facebook friends offline maybe they're all dead  Paranoid Parrot

home alone, about to fap checks all the rooms just in case

home alone, about to fap checks all the rooms just in case  Paranoid Parrot

steps out of shower farts gets back into shower showers again

steps out of shower
farts gets back into shower
showers again  Paranoid Parrot

been coughing for 2 weeks Pertussis

been coughing for 2 weeks Pertussis  Paranoid Parrot

guesses on exams mcdonalds here i come

guesses on exams mcdonalds here i come  Paranoid Parrot

Period is lighter than normal this month. Must be pregnant and will end up like those girls I make fun of on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant".

Period is lighter than normal this month. Must be pregnant and will end up like those girls I make fun of on
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