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Paranoid Parrot

Every time the boss closes the door to her office I think i'm about to get fired

Every time the boss closes the door to her office I think i'm about to get fired Paranoid Parrot
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Becomes butthurt for spilling water on a cute girl's sock "She will never know."

Becomes butthurt for spilling water on a cute girl's sock
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everytime i run my garbage disposal i duck out of the way expecting a broken knife to fly out and get my all final destination like

everytime i run my garbage disposal i duck out of the way expecting a broken knife to fly out and get my all final destination like Paranoid Parrot
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Wake up and check outside To make sure I'm not the last person on earth

Wake up and check outside To make sure I'm not the last person on earth Paranoid Parrot
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Updates facebook status house will get robbed

Updates facebook status house will get robbed Paranoid Parrot
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Nobody has tweeted for the last 15 minutes The rapture has happened and im left behind

Nobody has tweeted for the last 15 minutes The rapture has happened and im left behind Paranoid Parrot
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Really good at foreign language still looks up every word at least three times

Really good at foreign language still looks up every word at least three times Paranoid Parrot
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Parents leave home Murderers are waiting for me in all the closets

Parents leave home Murderers are waiting for me in all the closets Paranoid Parrot
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takes assault rifle into the shower unloads three magazines through shower curtian before stepping out

takes assault rifle into the shower unloads three magazines through shower curtian before stepping out Paranoid Parrot
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is about to go in dark tunnel yells out "i'll kill you!" to make sure no one mugs you

is about to go in dark tunnel yells out
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