Paranoid Parrot

wife is in seductive mode. opens blouse. proceed with caution

wife is in seductive mode. opens blouse. proceed with caution  Paranoid Parrot

no response to google chat "am i that much of a loser?"

no response to google chat

bring ramen soup cup for lunch too embarassed to eat it

bring ramen soup cup for lunch too embarassed to eat it  Paranoid Parrot

Phone automatically UPDATES for daylight savings time Say up till 2 am just to be sure

Phone automatically UPDATES for daylight savings time Say up till 2 am just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

breaking nlr changes name and skin

breaking nlr changes name and skin  Paranoid Parrot

Hear a couple of Mexicans speaking spanish... OH GOD THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME!

Hear a couple of Mexicans speaking spanish... OH GOD THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME!  Paranoid Parrot

Just wake up, noticed nobody home check every rooms and corners on the house

Just wake up, noticed nobody home check every rooms and corners on the house   Paranoid Parrot

Shares water Meningitis

Shares water Meningitis  Paranoid Parrot

Don't add anyone under 18 They are definitely police

Don't add anyone under 18 They are definitely police     Paranoid Parrot

Asks question on internet forum Can feel ignorance being judged by all

Asks question on internet forum Can feel ignorance being judged by all  Paranoid Parrot
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