Paranoid Parrot

doesn't respond immediately to message she hates me

doesn't respond immediately to message she hates me  Paranoid Parrot

White streak in sky It's a missile

White streak in sky It's a missile  Paranoid Parrot

PMS symptoms similar to pregnancy symptoms? definitely Pregnant

PMS symptoms similar to pregnancy symptoms? definitely Pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

Stomach hurts after chinese food Oh god they poisoned me

Stomach hurts after chinese food Oh god they poisoned me  Paranoid Parrot

Cheating on diet with this hamburger hope i don't get caught

Cheating on diet with this hamburger hope i don't get caught  Paranoid Parrot

All the frontpage posts suck and do not make sense it must be the april fools day prank

All the frontpage posts suck and do not make sense it must be the april fools day prank  Paranoid Parrot

feel slight itch enter complete mosquito assassination mode

feel slight itch enter complete mosquito assassination mode  Paranoid Parrot

Change Multiple Choice Answer Machine is going to choose the wrong one.

Change Multiple Choice Answer Machine is going to choose the wrong one.   Paranoid Parrot

Afraid someone will steal bag if put in overhead compartment Uncomfortably holds bag in lap for 9 straight hours

Afraid someone will steal bag if put in overhead compartment Uncomfortably holds bag in lap for 9 straight hours  Paranoid Parrot

No way I'm using iCloud They'll find me and track me down

No way I'm using iCloud They'll find me and track me down  Paranoid Parrot
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