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Paranoid Parrot

Quarter tank of gas left I'll never make it back home

Quarter tank of gas left I'll never make it back home Paranoid Parrot
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Hears neighbor using chainsaw Where are the body parts?

Hears neighbor using chainsaw Where are the body parts? Paranoid Parrot
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Laughs at SAP Meme Reddit must be watching me

Laughs at SAP Meme Reddit must be watching me Paranoid Parrot
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See already dispensed straw "It's probably filthy." Dispenses new straw

See already dispensed straw
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Can't fart out here in public i'll just fart 700 times when i get home

Can't fart out here in public i'll just fart 700 times when i get home Paranoid Parrot
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see Spider crawl under bed sleep on the couch

see Spider crawl under bed sleep on the couch Paranoid Parrot
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Just turned 2011 One year left to live

Just turned 2011 One year left to live Paranoid Parrot
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Work at coffee and doughnut shop Cops are waiting for my shift to be over.

Work at coffee and doughnut shop Cops are waiting for my shift to be over. Paranoid Parrot
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WALK INTO BATHROOM SOMEONE'S BEHIND THE CURTAIN

WALK INTO BATHROOM SOMEONE'S BEHIND THE CURTAIN Paranoid Parrot
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Lose to CW, next round #1 seed SAP loses to CW As I suspected, votebots

Lose to CW, next round #1 seed SAP loses to CW As I suspected, votebots Paranoid Parrot
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