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Paranoid Parrot

Alone at the bus stop at night my life has already ended

Alone at the bus stop at night my life has already ended Paranoid Parrot
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wakes up with stomache ache my appendix

wakes up with stomache ache my appendix Paranoid Parrot
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spill a drop of gas at the pump My car is going to explode

spill a drop of gas at the pump My car is going to explode Paranoid Parrot
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on vacation Did i leave the oven on? did i lock the door? Did I turn the lights off? Did i leave the water running?

on vacation Did i leave the oven on? did i lock the door? Did I turn the lights off? Did i leave the water running? Paranoid Parrot
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"you swallow 7 spiders every year" sleep with duct tape over mouth
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What? I'm not paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you this?

What? I'm not paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you this? Paranoid Parrot
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Doesn't want to be made fun of for meme Posts as page moderator

Doesn't want to be made fun of for meme Posts as page moderator Paranoid Parrot
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Roomate drops shampoo bottle in the shower Massive head trauma, presumed dead

Roomate drops shampoo bottle in the shower Massive head trauma, presumed dead Paranoid Parrot
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See cop car change directions

See cop car change directions Paranoid Parrot
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car behind me makes same turns as I do i'm gonna die tonight

car behind me makes same turns as I do i'm gonna die tonight Paranoid Parrot
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