Paranoid Parrot

Hear a police siren Quickly exits Bittorent

Hear a police siren Quickly exits Bittorent   Paranoid Parrot

Friend sends me a text It's a spoiler

Friend sends me a text It's a spoiler  Paranoid Parrot

Dubstep makes glitchy noise Headphones are breaking

Dubstep makes glitchy noise Headphones are breaking  Paranoid Parrot

Creates a secret chest with intricate redstone lock hidden in base All chests are protected

Creates a secret chest with intricate redstone lock hidden in base All chests are protected  Paranoid Parrot

Clicks on a nsfw link at work Thinks boss is about to pop up out of the blue at any second for the rest of the day

Clicks on a nsfw link at work Thinks boss is about to pop up out of the blue at any second for the rest of the day  Paranoid Parrot

Sees Post About Crazy Exes Checks all comments to make sure he's not in there

Sees Post About Crazy Exes Checks all comments to make sure he's not in there  Paranoid Parrot

Trouble swallowing? Cancer

Trouble swallowing? Cancer  Paranoid Parrot

In line at the airport So fucked, strip search

In line at the airport So fucked, strip search  Paranoid Parrot

fAp in bathroom flush toilet

fAp in bathroom flush toilet   Paranoid Parrot

Haven't played Animal Crossing in 3 days Flowers are all dead.

Haven't played Animal Crossing in 3 days Flowers are all dead.  Paranoid Parrot
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