Paranoid Parrot

no upvotes or downvotes on my posts i'm shadowbanned.

no upvotes or downvotes on my posts i'm shadowbanned.  Paranoid Parrot

Go to the bathroom after shower everyone thinks I'm flushing jerk-off tissues

Go to the bathroom after shower everyone thinks I'm flushing jerk-off tissues  Paranoid Parrot

Choose carefully what to upvote people will find out and think im weird

Choose carefully what to upvote people will find out and think im weird  Paranoid Parrot

Sees an ambulance in own street Mum died

Sees an ambulance in own street Mum died  Paranoid Parrot

home alone all week better lock the bathroom door

home alone all week better lock the bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

Slight chest pain Web MD says AIDS.

Slight chest pain Web MD says AIDS.  Paranoid Parrot

taking shower with no one else in the house Psycho theme on loop in head

taking shower with no one else in the house Psycho theme on loop in head  Paranoid Parrot

christian man hangin with some jew friends THEy will crucify me

christian man hangin with some jew friends THEy will crucify me  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend is on the pill and decides to skip period worry til next month

girlfriend is on the pill and decides to skip period worry til next month  Paranoid Parrot

apply to schools with a 4.0 gpa Won't get in

apply to schools with a 4.0 gpa Won't get in  Paranoid Parrot
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