Paranoid Parrot

boss accidentally calls me his wife's name he has dreams about me...

boss accidentally calls me his wife's name he has dreams 
about me...  Paranoid Parrot

Pooping while friends are over Better turn on the shower so they dont know im shitting

Pooping while friends are over Better turn on the shower so they dont know im shitting  Paranoid Parrot

boat moved in the water? terrorists

boat moved in the water? terrorists  Paranoid Parrot

Heard my phone lock Better unlock phone and make sure volume is up

Heard my phone lock Better unlock phone and make sure volume is up  Paranoid Parrot

Multiple Choice Answers: C, C, C, C I failed this test!

Multiple Choice Answers: C, C, C, C I failed this test!  Paranoid Parrot

Boss wants to see me in her office Today's the day I get fired

Boss wants to see me in her office Today's the day I get fired  Paranoid Parrot

Fan blowing on neck Think it is a evil clown

Fan blowing on neck Think it is a evil clown  Paranoid Parrot

Triple checks grammar googles simple words to make sure they're spelled correctly

Triple checks grammar  googles simple words to make sure they're spelled correctly   Paranoid Parrot

Listening to music with headphones Takes them off every 3 minutes to see if making noise

Listening to music with headphones Takes them off every 3 minutes to see if making noise  Paranoid Parrot

Erased broswer history still on my computer somewhere

Erased broswer history still on my computer somewhere  Paranoid Parrot
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