Paranoid Parrot

Thinks about sleeping with the hot girl next to me she's a mindreader!

Thinks about sleeping with the hot girl next to me she's a mindreader!  Paranoid Parrot

Makes meme about friends, downvoted They must have found it

Makes meme about friends, downvoted They must have found it  Paranoid Parrot

Teacher forgets due date of assignment Somehow this is my fault

Teacher forgets due date of assignment Somehow this is my fault  Paranoid Parrot

Reach into garbage disposal Good bye,left hand

Reach into garbage disposal Good bye,left hand  Paranoid Parrot

mute microphone check to see if still muted after 15 seconds

mute microphone check to see if still muted after 15 seconds  Paranoid Parrot

If I don't make eye contact they'll think I'm crazy if i make eye contact they'll know i'm crazy

If I don't make eye contact they'll think I'm crazy if i make eye contact they'll know i'm crazy  Paranoid Parrot

Have to wake up early tomorrow for a job interview Sets up 5 alarm clocks for the same time just to be sure

Have to wake up early tomorrow for a job interview Sets up 5 alarm clocks for the same time just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

TAKE COMPUTER TO REPAIR STORE FORGOT TO DELETE INTERNET HISTORY

TAKE COMPUTER TO REPAIR STORE FORGOT TO DELETE INTERNET HISTORY  Paranoid Parrot

Starts reading up about SOPA.. internet starts to crash.

Starts reading up about SOPA.. internet starts to crash.  Paranoid Parrot

Unable to login at work immediately thinks i am fired

Unable to login at work immediately thinks i am fired  Paranoid Parrot
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