Paranoid Parrot

Puts Pizza in oven double checks if cardboard is still on bottom of pizza

Puts Pizza in oven double checks if cardboard is still on bottom of pizza  Paranoid Parrot

Going camping for one night at local site Pack a mini saw, a serrated knife, and a multi-tool in case i need to cut off my own arm

Going camping for one night at local site Pack a mini saw, a serrated knife, and a multi-tool in case i need to cut off my own arm  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend laughs at a joke made by someone else She's fucking him

Girlfriend laughs at a joke made by someone else She's fucking him  Paranoid Parrot

Is allowed to bring 1 sheet of paper notes to final exam fuck! better put gularket in my backpack right away so i don't forget it.

Is allowed to bring 1 sheet of paper notes to final exam fuck! better put gularket in my backpack right away so i don't forget it.   Paranoid Parrot

Having cereal for breakfast after weekend away sniff milk 4 times

Having cereal for breakfast after weekend away sniff milk 4 times  Paranoid Parrot

gets hit on head relatively hard i have a concussion. i'm going to die

gets hit on head relatively hard i have a concussion. i'm going to die  Paranoid Parrot

Win 3 ranked games in a row on League of LEgends Afraid to play another

Win 3 ranked games in a row on League of LEgends Afraid to play another  Paranoid Parrot

isn't sure if first birthday meme is recieved post another

isn't sure if first birthday meme is recieved post another   Paranoid Parrot

administrators tell us not to write inappropriate memes hope i dont get kicked off the uofi meme page for this

administrators tell us not to write inappropriate memes hope i dont get kicked off the uofi meme page for this  Paranoid Parrot

First comment on my newly created post gets instantly downvoted Upvote it so they don't think it was me, disagreeing

First comment on my newly created post gets instantly downvoted Upvote it so they don't think it was me, disagreeing  Paranoid Parrot
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