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Paranoid Parrot

Checks Zipper 45 fucking times a day

Checks Zipper 45 fucking times a day Paranoid Parrot
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Gets a new alarm clock better test it to see if it works

Gets a new alarm clock better test it to see if it works Paranoid Parrot
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"very conservative" Nazi?
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effeminate male co-worker approaches my cubicle he wants my butt

effeminate male co-worker approaches my cubicle he wants my butt Paranoid Parrot
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Persistent headache brain tumor

Persistent headache brain tumor Paranoid Parrot
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knows "meme" is pronounced "meeM" still worries he's been saying "mee mee" all this time

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Unmarked white van parked on street GONNA BE KIDNAPPeD FOR SUre!!

Unmarked white van parked on street GONNA BE KIDNAPPeD FOR SUre!! Paranoid Parrot
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Hears someone cough during the movie Contagion It has begun....

Hears someone cough during the movie Contagion It has begun.... Paranoid Parrot
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Drink pre-paid drink at supermarket Have receipt in hand

Drink pre-paid drink at supermarket Have receipt in hand Paranoid Parrot
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Smokes weed has a panic attack

Smokes weed has a panic attack Paranoid Parrot
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