Paranoid Parrot

Co-worker sprays it instead of saying it AIDS

Co-worker sprays it instead of saying it AIDS  Paranoid Parrot

Takes sip of alcoholic drink OH GOD I'M ADDICTED

Takes sip of alcoholic drink OH GOD I'M ADDICTED  Paranoid Parrot

peeing at urinal strategically cover penis with hands

peeing at urinal strategically cover penis with hands  Paranoid Parrot

Scratches head once Must be lice

Scratches head once Must be lice  Paranoid Parrot

sends dirty text message immediately checks to make sure it wasn't accidentally sent to mom

sends dirty text message immediately checks to make sure it wasn't accidentally sent to mom  Paranoid Parrot

one upvote better quit while I'm ahead.

one upvote better quit while I'm ahead.  Paranoid Parrot

Friend says he will pick me up at 9:00 It's 9:08. He died in an accident

Friend says he will pick me up at 9:00 It's 9:08. He died in an accident  Paranoid Parrot

Confucius say man who sleeps with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger

Confucius say man who sleeps with itchy butt  wakes up with stinky finger  Paranoid Parrot

there are other people in the field? gonna fail

there are other people in the field? gonna fail  Paranoid Parrot

Lady who hands me to go box has no hairnet check food for hair

Lady who hands me to go box has no hairnet check food for hair  Paranoid Parrot
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