Paranoid Parrot

sees some moron driving with blinker on checks own blinker

sees some moron driving with blinker on checks own blinker  Paranoid Parrot

Get a lower grade than usually do on test Oh god I'm losing my mind

Get a lower grade than usually do on test Oh god I'm losing my mind  Paranoid Parrot

Walk in to men's room Looks for urinals to ensure correct restroom

Walk in to men's room Looks for urinals to ensure correct restroom  Paranoid Parrot

Spider on my thumb OMG IT'S A BROWN RECLUSE and I'm gonna die.

Spider on my thumb OMG IT'S A BROWN RECLUSE and I'm gonna die.  Paranoid Parrot

has aleriges Everyone thinks I'm high

has aleriges Everyone thinks I'm high  Paranoid Parrot

they can hear me

 they can hear me  Paranoid Parrot

Friends use voxer The police are fucking Everywhere

Friends use voxer The police are fucking Everywhere  Paranoid Parrot

hear noises in the roof they're here

hear noises in the roof they're here  Paranoid Parrot

ride bicycle people think i am retarded

ride bicycle people think i am retarded   Paranoid Parrot

Left arm hurts Heart attack

Left arm hurts Heart attack  Paranoid Parrot
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