Paranoid Parrot

Realize you've been locking your knees for 10 seconds I'm going to pass out!

Realize you've been locking your knees for 10 seconds I'm going to pass out!  Paranoid Parrot

get in shower will miss 5 calls

get in shower will miss 5 calls  Paranoid Parrot

visits museum walks extra slow through black history section so no one thinks im racist

visits museum walks extra slow through black history section so no one thinks im racist  Paranoid Parrot

Pier Pressure?? WE ARE ALL GOING TO FALL IN THE F**KING SEA!!!

Pier Pressure?? WE ARE ALL GOING TO FALL IN THE F**KING SEA!!!  Paranoid Parrot

Shoot 5 bullets from a 30 clip magazine Better reload

Shoot 5 bullets from a 30 clip magazine Better reload  Paranoid Parrot

no upvotes, one downvote delete post

no upvotes, one downvote delete post  Paranoid Parrot

Pass biker while driving Check the mirror to make sure I didn't run him over

Pass biker while driving Check the mirror to make sure I didn't run him over  Paranoid Parrot

Clicked save icon in document File | Save as | Someothername.doc just in case

Clicked save icon in document File | Save as | Someothername.doc just in case  Paranoid Parrot

gets flirty text from ex must be current S.O. testing me!

gets flirty text from ex  must be current S.O. testing me!  Paranoid Parrot

Boss mentions your casual dress on a designated casual dress day I'm getting fired

Boss mentions your casual dress on a designated casual dress day I'm getting fired  Paranoid Parrot
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