Paranoid Parrot

sees cop while obeying speed limit slows down

sees cop while obeying speed limit slows down  Paranoid Parrot

Wind blows car slightly 4 flat tires and a broken axle

Wind blows car slightly 4 flat tires and a broken axle  Paranoid Parrot

black light? they see the jizz stains!

black light? they see the jizz stains!  Paranoid Parrot

Text friend about girl you are talking to Better quadruple check to make sure you didn't send it to her by mistake

Text friend about girl you are talking to  Better quadruple check to make sure you didn't send it to her by mistake  Paranoid Parrot

Walking home at night Slowly start running instead

Walking home at night Slowly start running instead  Paranoid Parrot

score a 100 self-grading put a 95 so the teacher doesn't think i'm cheating

score a 100 self-grading put a 95 so the teacher doesn't think i'm cheating  Paranoid Parrot

Watches the person open your gift *adrenaline rush*

Watches the person open your gift *adrenaline rush*  Paranoid Parrot

somebody got pissed off by a comment or post of mine must've gone on my page and downvoted every single thing

somebody got pissed off by a comment or post of mine must've gone on my page and downvoted every single thing  Paranoid Parrot

WALK INTO BATHROOM CHECK BEHIND SHOWER CURTAIN

WALK INTO BATHROOM CHECK BEHIND SHOWER CURTAIN  Paranoid Parrot

can't save and share meme yet someone may see it, post it before me, and steal all my karma

can't save and share meme yet someone may see it, post it before me, and steal all my karma  Paranoid Parrot
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